Archive for October, 2008

Rating: ★★★½☆
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/

Synopsis:
Everyone’s favorite whip-toting, hat-wearing archeologist is back for a new adventure in the popular franchise envisioned by George Lucas and directed by Steven Spielberg. Years after his Last Crusade, Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) is older, but still getting in to trouble. This time, he’s being pursued by the Soviet Dr. Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) as he searches for the lost city of gold. Guided by a crystal skull and aided by the young greaser, Mutt (Shia LeBeouf), son of his old flame Marion (Karen Allen), Indy must beat the Russians to the lost city and prevent its secrets from falling in to their hands.

Review:
I have to admit, I liked this movie, but I was still disappointed by it. If I had viewed this movie without any nostalgia for the original films, I would have probably given this movie a better rating. I think that’s the risk you run with reviving any classic film series so long after it’s last installment. We saw this with the Star Wars prequels and (though I didn’t see it) the Rocky series. Interestingly, I think it was the Die Hard series that didn’t fall victim to this problem with Live Free or Die Hard.

Plot: I think my first complaint has to be with the plot. The film reveals pretty early on that the crystal skull and the lost city of gold are all linked to aliens, or “inter-dimensional beings” to be precise. Not to nitpick, but the three previous films were all in some way about mystical elements of history. I would call them historical fantasy. This film became historical science-fiction. It might seem like a small distinction, but in the world of Indiana Jones, I think it’s an important one. That took a little magic out of it for me. Other than that, the rest of the story unfolds much like you would expect it to. Though I guess I also wished he had a few more puzzles to solve (like he did at the end of The Last Crusade).

Acting: The cast was solid and the acting was fine. I especially enjoyed John Hurt as the mentally disturbed Professor Oxley. As I’ve said in some of my other reviews, Shia LaBeouf has talent and it shows. A little less then it would if this were a drama, but he still gives a good performance. Cate Blanchett is an amazing actress. I think she has real talent, but somehow, I didn’t enjoy her Dr. Spalko. Maybe it was because I knew the accent was fake. Of course, the question of Harrison Ford’s performance is an interesting one. I personally think he played the aging Indy quite well. He seemed like an adventurer who’s reaching the end of his run (just like Ford, check out Firewall for proof). I think anymore Indy films would be pushing it for Ford as a believable hero.

Effects/Action: The action in this movie is great. All the fights and stunt sequences are in tune with what you’ve come to expect from the series. The problem is the effects. Like I mentioned before, if I had seen this movie without nostalgic sensitivities, I would have been thoroughly impressed by the intense CGI-driven effects that are common in today’s movies. The problem is that I remember Raiders of the Lost Ark, where the effects are over a quarter of a century old. It just doesn’t work when you want to remember the movies that have become modern classics.

Media: Of course this review is also about the Blu-Ray release, so I should spend a little time talking about the media itself. This is a wonderful HD presentation of the film. The picture and sound were great on my 1080i LCD (have to wait until I can allocate funds for a 1080p screen). The 2-disc release is packed with special features, all in HD. I found the making of’s quite interesting and I also liked the Indiana Jones timelines feature found on the first disc. Another good one is how they actually made the crystal skull and the skeletons.

Fuzzworthy?: This is a bit of a challenge. Its an Indiana Jones movie, so how can you not own it? But on the other hand, it just doesn’t feel like the Indy of old. I own it and I definitely believe its worth a rental, but I think there are a great many people who wouldn’t find it fuzzworthy. The truth of the matter is that as a standalone adventure flick, it really is pretty good. It only suffers from having a much-loved legacy that it just can’t live up to.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [Blu-ray]
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [Blu-ray]
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Two-Disc Special Edition)

October 17

Starry Night

You might think I’m about to review this…….

But I’m actually talking about these: Rating: ★★★★★ That’s right, new ratings stars. The old ones were actually a hassle to maintain. Unfortunately, they also tend to disappear when someone posts a comment, so I’m trying these out. We’ll see how they work. But I can get a little wild. For example:

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Now that is the power of a critic. Of course, if I was to write a review for the art above, I’d have to land on Rating: ★★★★★.

And in case you didn’t know, I’ve got an RSS feed! Its located here (its also available on the sidebar). Also, GotFuzz is officially mobile. Thanks to a cool new WordPress plugin, you can view all the latest posts from your Smartphone/iPhone/PDA/etc. The iPhone display is still a little buggy, but its pretty effective.

Still to come: Drona and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

I got my Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull BD yesterday. I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet, but a review is coming soon! I could review the movie now, but that would be irresponsible of me. Gotta be complete. Don’t worry, it will only be another day or two.

Also, I’m going to be trying a few different things with the site. A new banner (hopefully), new rating stars, and of course more new reviews. Ooooooo, and potentially, my first Bollywood review……Drona. Stay tuned.

****
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/

So maybe it’s bad form to return to the blogging universe with such a positive review. Some may comment that I’m the Paula Abdul of movie reviewers, and I would be hurt. Maybe I’m not the most critical, but I know what I like and I know what’s worth discussing. Disagree with me? Fine, post a comment. Just don’t call me Paula.

Synopsis:
A naive but brilliant weapons manufacturer has his eyes opened when a missile demonstration leads to a life-changing experience. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is all about weapons, girls, and money. He’s never questioned the direction of his company, Stark Industries, which was founded by his father, a scientist on the Manhattan Project. While in Afghanistan for a weapons demonstration, Stark is seriously injured during a kidnapping. Now he requires an electromagnet to repel shrapnel from one of his own weapons from reach his heart. Seeing the error of his ways, he develops mechanized armor (the Iron Man suit) powered by the small and ingenuitive arch-reactor to free himself of his captors and right the wrongs his weapons have brought upon the world. At his side are his computer AI, Jarvis, his military-liason-best-friend Rhodey (Terence Howard), and his lovable assistant Ms. Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow).

Review:

Seeing as its a little late to review the movie, I’ll keep my likes and dislikes about the film itself brief, ok, maybe not that brief.

Acting: This by far is the strongest aspect of this movie. Robert Downey Jr. (let’s call him RDJ for short) is great as Tony Stark. Though I’m a semi-Marvel junkie (Amazing Spider-man, Ultimate Spider-man, Ultimate Fantastic Four, etc…), I’m not too familiar with Stark’s character. I can’t speak for the trueness of the portrayal, but I can say that RDJ makes Stark the center of this film, not Iron Man. RDJ is funny, but beyond that, you can see Stark’s problems with drinking start to show. You can also clearly see the character’s transition from genius playboy to superhero.

Gwyneth Paltrow is nothing more than window dressing for the cast. She’s a good actress, but her character didn’t have to do much. Terence Howard on the other hand was perfect as the sidekick, with just enough seriousness to make it funny. The reference to War Machine was fun. Of course, the little cameo at the end was also great but I’ll save that for those who haven’t seen the movie yet.

Effects and Action: I can’t complain about the effects. Most of the films today have a certain CGI clean look to them. Its hard to say that this is superb effects, but they’re in no way shabby. Iron Man looked impressive in every battle sequence. The sequences with Iron Man and the jets was incredibly fun and the fight with Iron Monger was intense, albeit short. I guess that would be my one comment, the movie was light on the action, or at least it felt light on the action. Its not like I was left feeling like I needed more, but if you look at the number of fight sequence in the film, there weren’t a lot.

The Media: By media, I mean the actual Blu-ray discs (BD). The BD version of the movie comes with a host of featurettes and extras. Because I’m a little dorky, I bought the special edition from Target that looks like the Iron Man mask. It sports a bunch of making of documentaries (all in HD), the film of course, and deleted and extended scenes. I have to say, some of the deleted material was fun to watch, and the making of had some interesting facts. In the suit-test sequences, they had RDJ in a wire rig that held his arms and legs as opposed to his waist. This gave the scene a touch of realism, because he was balancing himself with his hands and legs, just like Iron Man.

Fuzzworthy?: Most definitely. For a Marvel fanboy, RDJ stalker, or BD collector, this is a must own. If you don’t like comics, action movies, or anything staring Robert Downey, Jr. then stay away. I definitely recommend the purchase, its all around fun, with good effects and some nice acting. Not HD’d yet? No worries, single- and double-disc SD dvds are available everywhere.

Iron Man (Ultimate Two-Disc Edition) [Blu-ray]
Iron Man (Ultimate Two-Disc Edition) [Blu-ray]

That’s right. I’m back and soon, the site will have some long overdue new content. Yay!

The reasons why you haven’t seen any content since last year:

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  • Misc.

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